Aintism:Scripture

"We are the world; and the world is God."

"Ain is a mysterious entity that controls the world, is the world, is controlled by the world, and the world is Ain."

"For all have capitalized and fallen short of the glory of Stalin..."

Pretty much anything written by Nikola Tesla.

List of important people:
 * Ain
 * Joseph Stalin
 * Nikola Tesla
 * Sportacus
 * Cthulhu
 * Mr. Hodgens
 * Dr. Suess
 * Mr. Clean
 * IOWA