Mecha Hitler

Mecha Hitler is the mortal enemy of Raptor Jesus. He is a close associate of Spider-man. Some say he is the Antichrist, others say he is the devil himself. He is made of metal and pancakes. Mecha Hitler is also known for making excuses for the soul purpose of giving pain. He does all his evil for the lulz.

Battles
These are the battles and wars that Mecha Hitler was involved in:
 * Cascade Battle of 1959
 * Vietnam War
 * The Whipping of the Juggalos
 * 9/11

Quotes and Excuses from Mecha Hitler

 * "I'm sorry Cindy we can't go out tonight, me and my friends were playing soccer, and the ball hit my crotch! So my tentacles are twisted and I can't walk!"
 * "It's not you, it's me." And he is the only one who can honestly say this.
 * "Sorry boss for being late, I was involved in 9/11."
 * "But I will have sex with you, after I deal with my sleep fetish."