Leonardo Da Vinci

Disambiguation

Leonardo Da Vinci is the most controversial guy named Leonardo. Recent cultists have accused him of created a secret mystery code, Da Vinci Code, in which they claim Jesus is polygametic and Saturday Night Live is not a Chinese government conspiracy, but actually an old group of Iraqi terrorists who were taken in by Bush Senior.

Leonardo, in his youth, was a powerful green pizza eating ninja machine. He fought in the once alligator filled sewers of New York City. He weilds 2 katanas. His primary enemies are the Shredder and some dinosaur guys from space.

Leonardo, in his elderly days, painted the Sistine Chapel for the Roman Catholic Empire.